Dear Future Bill:
How are you? Is everything going well? That’s good. I’m glad. Anyway…do you see the picture above? It’s you in the year 2046. It’s interesting but it’s not what you expected I’d bet. Sure, you’ve aged pretty well. The wrinkles aren’t too deep and it seems like you’ve kept a remarkable level melanin (going gray is distinguished anyway), but, man, the top of your dome is not what I would have expected it to be. Grandpa Bill and Grandpa Vincent were loaded with hair, and so was Dad. Hmmm…
I guess it’s not the end of the world. Are you still able to blog like you did when you were 40? Do the brands and agencies care that you are folically challenged? I hope not and would think not. That being said, do you miss having that thick, luxurious head of dirty blonde hair? It was so nice, wasn’t it?
Well, future you, or is it future me? I’m not sure…Future Bill, it’s time for us to have a little sit down. Yes, losing your hair is not like losing your soul, but you don’t want to go down that road without a fight, do you? Let me give you some advice…from the older, wiser, and more mature you.
- First, make sure you eat a lot better. No more fast food!
- Next, work out a little more. Do that yoga, jog some more, don’t be so lazy!
- Thirdly, just be a happier, more easy going and pleasant person. Stress is never good for anyone.
- Next, make sure you spend enough quality time with the family. Work is far from everything.
- Finally, be sure to check out Men’s Rogaine® Unscented Foam when you see signs of hair loss.
Ok, so you think you know all about #1-3? That’s fine, then prove it! As far as #4, let me explain a bit. ROGAINE® is the first topical brand FDA-approved to help regrow hair—in both men and women. With more than 20 years of results and numerous clinical trials, ROGAINE® is the #1 dermatologist recommended brand for hair regrowth.
What does that mean exactly? It’s ok, I wasn’t exactly sure at 40 either. ROGAINE® products counteract the effects of hereditary hair loss, and with revolutionary Men’s ROGAINE® Foam, the ROGAINE® Brand continues to lead the way in topical products for regrowing hair. Men’s ROGAINE® Foam revitalizes hair follicles and is clinically proven to help regrow hair in men who used it every day for 4 months.
I know, you are always wary of taking medicine. I get it. Think of this, Rogaine® is the #1 dermatologist recommended brand for hair regrowth and Rogaine® Foam is clinically proven to regrow up to 25% more hair in 3 months!!! I mean, in clinical testing, 9 out of 10 men saw hair regrowth with proper use of Rogaine® Foam over 12 weeks.
Bottom line, get to using Rogaine® nice and early to have the best results you could possibly get. It’s easy to use, too. Apply Rogaine® twice daily directly to scalp over the hair loss area. Rogaine® must be used twice a day, every day to maintain results, but that’s hardly any work at all! And don’t worry, you don’t have to throw out all your grooming goodies…Rogaine® can be used in conjunction with styling products, and can be used on colored or chemically-treated hair. Solid.
This is all pretty awesome, right? So don’t worry. Just trust me, future Bill. Trust me.
Don’t just take my word for it, look at this guy advising his future self the same way I’m advising you.
Current Bill (circa 2016)
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