Scouring the net-i-verse to make you laugh. C’mon, you know you love them…ba dum dump…
- My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.
- There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
- Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.
- I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Groucho Marx
- My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. – Jimmy Durante