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Awesome Sage Parenting Advice and Wisdom of the Day #5

A chuckle a day keeps the crazies away…

  1. If you have never been hated by your child you have never been a parent. ~Bette Davis
  2. When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out. ~Erma Bombeck
  3. People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one. ~Leo Burke 
  4. As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it, or leave it. ~Buddy Hackett 
  5. Families with babies and families without are so sorry for each other. ~Ed Howe 

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Awesome Sage Parenting Advice and Wisdom of the Day #4

A chuckle a day keeps the crazies away…

  1. A parent who has never apologized to his children is a monster. If he’s always apologizing, his children are monsters. ~ Mignon McLaughlin 
  2. A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.  Jerry Seinfeld
  3. We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. Phyllis Diller

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Facebook Comment Flow Chart – very funny

I saw this on collegehumor.com.  Really funny “flow chart” documenting what many of us think when are are on Facebook, thinking about what and how to comment on people’s updates.

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Movie Middle Fingers

Ok, I know. This isn’t really appropriate, but it’s pretty funny. Just a montage of middle fingers…most I think you know. Just be CAREFUL…in addition to the finger waving, the soundtrack is Cee-Lo’s “Forget You” but the uncensored version.

I’m sure you can tear yourself away for a minute and a half! If not, put it on mute and hover over the screen. It’s funny. What can I say?

C’mon, you know you want to…

Source: eBaum’s World

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Awesome Sage Parenting Advice and Wisdom of the Day #3


A chuckle a day keeps the crazies away…

  1. “Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.” ~ Bill Cosby
  2. “My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.” ~ Erma Bombeck
  3. “In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn’t danced on television.” ~ Erma Bombeck

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Awesome Sage Parenting Advice and Wisdom of the Day #2

A chuckle a day keeps the crazies away…

  1. “Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath, and hope we’ve set aside enough money to pay for our kids’ therapy.” ~ Michelle Pfeiffer
  2. “It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner.” ~ Ben Bergor
  3. “A truly appreciative child will break, lose, spoil, or fondle to death any really successful gift within a matter of minutes.” ~ Russell Lynes

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Awesome Sage Parenting Advice and Wisdom of the Day #1

A chuckle a day keeps the crazies away…

  1. “The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.”~ Lane Olinhouse
  2. “You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.” ~ Franklin P. Jones
  3. “The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.” ~ Bill Cosby

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Did You Know Your CELL PHONE Has A Name (Facebook Game)?

Someone posted on Facebook.  It’s pretty cool.  My phone’s name is “Tim Pittman.”

  1. From your mobile number number, take the last 3 numbers. Example-780-496-9684 , take “684”only
  2. Write this @*[684:0] in the comment box below, replacing the 3 numbers with your own.
  3. Remove the * sign and press enter in the comment box!!
Let me know how it goes. This reminds me of creating your “porn star” name.  Usually the best one was take your first pet’s name and the street you grew up on…Whitney Francis Lewis…

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