“Why is it that the only things easy to get and hard to lose are bad. You know, like weight, STDs, bad reputations?” ~ Bill Sweeney…
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“Boy, wouldn’t it be great if the self that self cleans my oven would learn how to self clean the stove top, too.” ~ Bill…
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“If a tree falls in the middle of your block, and lands on top of your car and your house and your dog and…
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