Funny Quotes To Make You Chuckle

Scouring the net-i-verse to make you laugh.  C’mon, you know you love them…ba dum dump…

1. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.
2. There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
3. Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.
4. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. – Groucho Marx
5. My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. – Jimmy Durante 

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