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Awesome Sage Parenting Advice and Wisdom of the Day #8

by Bill Sweeney
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A chuckle (or wise thought) a day keeps the crazies away…

  1. “It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner.” ~ Ben Bergor
  2. “The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common enemy.” ~ Author Unknown
  3. “Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.” ~ Peter Ustinov
  4. “If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, ‘keep away from children.” ~ Susan Savannah
  5. “If your baby is “beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time,” you’re the grandma.” ~ Theresa Bloomingdale

 

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Awesome Sage Parenting Advice and Wisdom of the Day #8 was last modified: September 29th, 2014 by Bill Sweeney

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